母性第一季

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
宇宙一度又烫又稠密
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
140亿年前终于爆了炸 等着瞧...
The Earth began to cool,
地球开始降温
The autotrophs began to drool,
自养生物来起哄
Neanderthals developed tools,
穴居人发明工具
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
我们建长城（我们建金字塔）
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
数学 自然科学 历史 揭开神秘
That all started with the big bang!
一切由大爆炸开始


"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
其实人类历史没有多久
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
星系形成时间比唱完这支歌还要短
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
元素在微秒间便形成了
The bipeds stood up straight,
两足动物直立行走
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
恐龙都得认命了
They tried to leap but they were late
想要突变 没来得及
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
就死光光了（pp都冻成了化石）


The oceans and pangea
大洋和泛古陆
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
拜拜 才不想学你
Set in motion by the same big bang!
都是爆炸惹的祸
It all started with the big BANG!
一切从大爆炸开始


It's expanding ever outward but one day
宇宙向外膨胀 但有一天
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
星球会反方向运动
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
向内坍塌 反正我们不在了 不会觉得疼
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
我们美好光辉的形象将引发一场更大的爆炸


Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
南方古猿肯定不爽我们
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
在他们捉鹿时唧唧歪歪 （我们现在捉电脑病毒了）
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
宗教 天文 e百科 旧约申命记
It all started with the big bang!
一切从大爆炸开始


Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
音乐 神化 爱因斯坦 占星术
It all started with the big bang!
一切从大爆炸开始
It all started with the big BANG!
一切从大爆炸开始

首先，名词解释：

the big bang theory是宇宙大爆炸理论，bang可以说是象声词。

klingon填字游戏就是klingon语的填字游戏，klingon语是星际旅行（star trek）里面一个很有名的坏蛋种族的语言。

当那个野蛮人在party上老是说宅男一号cos的是矮人侏儒，宅男一号义愤填膺的说自己是hobbit frodo。hobbits可是Tolkien大爷的魔戒里面最受欢迎的种族--哈比人，frodo就是里面的主角，那个脖子整天挂着戒指的废柴。

halo，里面那帮人玩的游戏，第一代和第二代是xbox的，去年9月底第三代halo在xbox360发行。这个游戏，可以一台主机，4个手柄，一台电视分4个小屏幕玩对战。

dr.who就是半秃男早上一定要看的那个电视剧，是一个英国科幻剧，67年开始，已经27季，知名度相当于美国的星际旅行。下面的机器人是该剧的标志性角色。
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2c/Dalek_-_Dr_Who.jpg/480px-Dalek_-_Dr_Who.jpg

能人，这个词是宅男一号在party上骂邻居妹子前男友的。它的意思可不是说那个野蛮人有才什么的，而是指在人类进化史上第一种可以称为人类的猿人，出现在二百多万年前，会做石器，不会说话。

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nerd和宅男的区别

这帮人准确的说应该是nerd，不能说是宅男。因为宅男是日语词otaku御宅族的中文化，指的是对动画漫画游戏非常热爱，一天到晚呆在家里进行相关活动的人。nerd可以理解成美国的宅男，虽然他们也是对动画漫画游戏很热爱，但有一点不一样，就是他们对知识的追求，特别是深奥的知识。有兴趣的话，可以去youtube搜一个叫white and nerdy的视频，看了就明白nerd是什么了，有中文版。

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本来以为这个剧是哗众取宠的假nerd剧，就像joey的侄子那样是嘲讽nerd的，一直都很抵触。前几天无意中看一集，结果一发不可收拾全看完了。

看完以后只有一个感觉，就是《《囧》》。因为里面的笑话都听的懂，里面说的东西都知道，里面吸引那帮人的东西也吸引本座，里面的游戏都玩过，里面的对话似曾相识，里面的生活和本座的生活只差一步…… 还好，还好，幸亏当年停下来了没继续，一身冷汗。

其中半秃哥半夜去整理对面妹子的房子的时候，宅男一号居然拿出一把光剑（lightsaber）来，真是服了。而且还是绿色的，要知道，史上最强地精--yoda大师也是用绿光剑的yo。

还有一段也很搞就是俩nerd去找对面妹子的前男友，进不去前男友的公寓。俩人还在说加起来智商三百多连公寓都进不去云云，结果俩个小loli过来轻而易举的就进去了，真是Orz。

作为friends的坚定拥趸，很少关注其它喜剧，但这部片子的题材实在很难让人拒绝。好在时间都不长，一集就20分钟，很容易就看完了第一季，现在已经巴巴地望着下一季了。

星战，太空堡垒，时间机器，matrix，终结者，魔兽世界，哈比人，halo，评论音轨，导演剪辑版，看到这些理工科宿舍的关键词，只能说，非常亲切。

印象比较深刻的有：

Leonard同学为了告别过去，拥抱新生活，决心将珍藏的模型和影音书籍送人时，那决绝的表情，还有义正辞严的呵斥“不要靠近！否则我将把包装打开”……真是太有爱了。

几个人凑钱在ebay上买了一个原比例的时间机器回来，很拉风。

Penny玩halo居然比sheldon都好，跟monica似的，难道女人的运动细胞真的有那么强悍？完全不符合经验规律~~~

猥琐男Howard Wolowitz，赢了physics bowl（物理碗）之后，跪地脱衣，搭配《we are the champion》……

nerd们通过网络将控制信号发送出去，经过卫星、不同大陆的网关，延迟1秒多再回到家来，将一盏灯熄灭，这么做的理由是“we can”。

“吴彦祖”Sheldon同学的自负：“火箭科学家？火箭科学家？你为什么不告诉他我是金门大桥上收费的？火箭科学家？太丢人了”，以及他的中文：“哎呀，吓死我了”、“猛牛在我床上，很多很多蒙牛”（朋友在我车上，很多很多朋友），还有它的多普勒效应外套。


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第九集里面Howard用手机把Leonard和Sheldon在理论物理论坛上打架的视频拍了下来，传到了youtube上，然后被两个中国人看到。
而这段视频在youtube上的确有，而且从视角来应该是Howard拍摄的原版，里面还有Rajesh同学无辜的大头……
《Physicists Gone Wild》
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JwsRg6h28c

--------------------完整版主题曲---------------------

Barenaked ladies - "History of Everything"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItIdeKg5kt4

歌词
THE BIG BANG THEORY——Barenaked Ladies
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!
"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!

来自silenthill的rap化翻译：

宇宙曾经又粘又烫
140亿年前炸变了样
地球变得不那么烫
自养生物却闹开了炕
穴居带着发明工具出来溜趟
那比得了我们的长城壮
也比不了金字塔强
数学 自然科学 历史 让神秘变了样
一切都是大爆炸制造的（景）象
其实人类（历史）很渺小
星系唱完这支歌就得叫：嗷~（玩完鸟）
元素形成比微秒过完还早
全世界两足动物站起来鸟
恐龙不得不说：靠！（玩完鸟）
突变也变成了空套
他们数量越来越少（pp都成了化石翘）（源自鸡翘）
大洋和泛古陆相交
回见吧，不想走你的老套

----------第一季各集名字（物理名词风格）和剧情概要---------

E01: "Pilot"
Brilliant physicist roommates Leonard and Sheldon meet their new neighbor Penny, who begins showing them that as much as they know about science, they know little about actual living.
E02: "The Big Bran Hypothesis"
Leonard volunteers to sign for a package in an attempt to make a good impression on Penny, but when he enlists Sheldon for help, his attempt at chivalry goes terribly awry.
E03: "The Fuzzy Boots Corollary"
Leonard asks a woman out after he finds out that Penny is seeing someone.
E04: "The Luminous Fish Effect"
Sheldon's getting fired forces him to explore what life has to offer outside physics, leaving Leonard to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his funk.
E05: "The Hamburger Postulate"
Fearing he's wasting his time on Penny, Leonard ends up making a connection with Leslie. Meanwhile, Sheldon frets over a change to his hamburger routine.
E06: "The Middle-Earth Paradigm"
Penny hosts a Halloween party, putting Leonard, Sheldon, Wolowitz, and Koothrappali through a new test of their social skills.
E07: "The Dumpling Paradox"
With Wolowitz AWOL with one of her friends, Penny's recruited to fill in for him on the guys' Halo team.
E08: "The Grasshopper Experiment"
Raj's parents set him up on a blind date, and when he discovers he can talk to her, she shows interest in Sheldon.
E09: "The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization"
When they're invited to present at a physics conference, Sheldon's reluctance to share the credit leads to a tiff between he and Leonard, and Penny's intervention only exacerbates the situation.
E10: "The Loobenfeld Decay"
Leonard and Sheldon each lie to avoid hearing Penny sing in a production of Rent. However, Sheldon's lie becomes a bit too complicated for its own good.
E11: "The Pancake Batter Anomaly"
With his friends knowing how sour he acts when sick—and avoiding him as a result—Sheldon is nursed for by Penny, who hasn't a clue what she's in for.
E12: "The Jerusalem Duality"
With Sheldon rattled and impossible to be around after meeting Dennis, a 15-year-old physicist who's smarter than he, the rest of the guys search for a way to eliminate the threat.
E13: "The Bat Jar Conjecture"
Sheldon finds himself booted from the gang's Physics Bowl team and replaced with Leslie, so he forms his own team, hoping to prove he's superior.
E14: "The Nerdvana Annihilation"
When the delivery of a full-size prop of 1960's The Time Machine makes Penny miss work, she scolds Leonard about his sci-fi collectibles. He decides it's time to give up such childish pursuits.
E15: "The Porkchop Indeterminacy"
The rest of the gang fall for Sheldon's twin sister, and Leonard's plan to win her heart is derailed when Sheldon declares he'll be the one to decide who can date her.
E16: "The Peanut Reaction"
Penny wants to throw a surprise party for Leonard, but Sheldon's indulgence at an electronics store throws her off-track.
E17: "The Tangerine Factor"
Penny's break-up spurs Leonard to summon the courage to ask her out, and each goes to Sheldon for advice on their upcoming date.

The Big Bang Theory = 生活大爆炸，又译《天才也性感》，我最近疯看的美剧，也是有史以来第一部让我的思维有点跟不上播放速度的片子，换句话说，这部剧让我看得很爽很过瘾。

其实我不太看美剧，一来美剧通常一季又一季，让习惯了日剧短小精干快节奏的我不太适应，而且现在也找不到那种一口气把整部剧看完的大把大把的时间了；二来还是由于文化的差异，我更钟情于东方文化吧，当然这只是我个人的偏好而已。原来也追看过《24小时》、《LOST》、《越狱》、《HREO》、《疯狂的主妇》等热门美剧，但没一部坚持了下来。但这部剧却让我感到无比的兴奋，兴奋得只用了一天时间就看完了第一季，现在在用驴子屁颠屁颠地拖第二季呢。

确切的说，这是一部像《friends》那样的美式情景剧，寥寥数个个性突出的人物，夸张幽默的语言，琐碎的生活小事，几乎就构成了整部剧。美剧里我是钟情于《friends》，不仅因为上学时用这部剧来训练自己的英语听力和口语，更因为剧里可爱生动的人物打动了我。当然这部《The Big Bang Theory》也一样，不过更重要的是，这部剧的题材让我无法拒绝。这群人确切的说是nerd，喜欢专研一般人无法理解的学科（其中自然也少不了ACG文化），不善交际，喜欢待在家里从事相关的活动，当然你也可以说他们是一群美国宅男。

4个nerd一台戏，思维跳跃性极大但朴实坦诚的Leonard，说话率真尖刻不留丝毫余地患有严重强迫症的的天才Sheldon，猥琐饥渴会用几种语言勾引妹妹的犹太人Howard，羞涩得拥有社交障碍不敢与任何女生说话的印度大男孩Rajesh。当然在现实中他们还有另外一个身份，研究海平面宇宙射线中的软成分实验物理学家Leonard，15岁就当上客座教授如今研究弦论的物理系博士Sheldon，研究智能控制并称设计了给木卫星拍摄高分辨率照片的卫星的工学硕士Howard，研究粒子天体物理的擅长开发软件程序的Rajesh。你别被这些高高的头衔中所吓到，虽然他们的IQ确实高得离谱，研究的东西也非一般人可以理解，但是他们的EQ却低得令人发指，这也是为什么剧中的唯一女主角——普通的快餐馆服务生Penny在他们中间是多么刺眼的存在了。剧中所涉及到的话题都是理工科男生们所在熟悉不过的了，理论方面如多普勒效应、薛定谔的猫、时空悖论、黑洞理论……涉及物理学、化学、生物学、医学、电子信息等各个方面的话题就犹如普通人之间“你吃饭了么”一样脱口而出；而生活爱好方面那更是宅男们喜闻乐见的话题了，电影如星球大战、魔戒、太空堡垒、蝙蝠侠，游戏又如魔兽世界、HALO，话题甚至还有评论音轨、导演剪辑版、eBay、YouTube，还有露了一小脸的次时代家用游戏机X360、Wii……这一切的一切都让人感到是如此的亲切。曾有好友推荐这部剧的时候就戏称，恐怕全世界所有理工科的男生都该追看这部剧，这也不是不无道理的。剧中的好多经典镜头都值得所有理工男生们细细品味：拿着星战中绝地武士的光剑当作照明设备；组团打WOW的任务刚拿到了sword的Sheldon抛弃队友开传送门逃跑继而上易趣转手出让；四个人凑钱买了台时间机器轮流上前YY的满足感；为了告别过去准备将所有珍藏的玩具和影音收藏送人的Leonard，面对众人的威逼，拿出的杀手锏竟然是“不要靠近！否则这个XXX限定版我就开封了！”；当然还有那最经典的一幕，nerd们通过电脑发送信号出去，通过卫星、光纤、各个国家的网关，信号通过这环球的长途跋涉延迟数秒后，控制了家里一盏电灯的开关，最搞笑的是，对此不解的女主角Penny问了句“why？”他们的回答仅仅是“Because we can.”瞧瞧，这是多么可爱的一群人啊，费这么大的劲，just because we can……经典的情景实在太多太多了，通常理工科的男生们都有一种高处不胜寒的孤独感，宁愿沉浸在自己独有的虚拟世界中也不在乎周围发生的一切，或许从这部剧的身上能找到共鸣，至少我看过这部剧后回想，我如果跟他们生活在一起，那将是多么有意思的一件事啊，当然我先得训练自己跟上他们的思维才行。

朋友，你对生活感到乏味了么？是不是觉得总也过得不开心呢？没事，那请你看看《The Big Bang Theory》，让你平淡的生活也大爆炸一下，开心的笑过之后或许才会意识到，自己的生活原来也并不那么糟糕。

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